If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one C Am C Am [Verse 1] (All open chords) C I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Am Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed C Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes" Am I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those C If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos Am You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough C I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole Am(single strum) If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward C I got beef with radio if i don't play they show Am They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO C Rap mags try and use my black ass Am So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers C I don't know what you take me as, Am Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has C I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb Am I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [Chorus] G If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son F(single strum) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me C Am C Am [Verse 2](barre chords and different strumming pattern) C The year's '94 and my trunk is raw Am In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law C I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm) Am Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor C Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay. Am Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case C So I...pull over to the side of the road Am I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?" (Open chords again) C Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low? Am Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know C Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? Am(single strum) "Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' " (Spoken bit) "Liscense and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" C Em I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit Am(single strum) "Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" C Em Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back Am G And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that C(single strum) "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?" "Or somebody important or somethin'?" C Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit Am Enough that you won't illegally search my shit "We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come" Am I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [Chorus] G If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son F(single strum) I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me C Am C Am [Outro] C I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Am I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one C I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Am I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one G If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son F(single strum) I got 99 problems but that bitch ain't one